Grow a vagina.

Those things can take a pounding.

Bianca James.

You can call me mama, or nana. Whatever floats your boat. I really don't care. Don't worry, my son took after my husband, not me.

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Nana’s bonus tip of the day.

mr-cyrusjames:

I’d never throw you in solitary, Ma.

Good, because your food wouldn’t taste so good the next day. 

(Source: biancajames)


Nana’s bonus tip of the day.

Don’t screw with Cyrus.
I’m almost positive he would throw me in solitary if i acted like most of you.

 



Bianca’s tip of the day.

I’m the cook, you guys are just gonna get fat again anyway.


Always use the force.

Always use the force.

(Source: yousmell-likerain)



Nana’s tip of the day.

mr-cyrusjames:

Thanks, Ma.  But according to some, I’d only need 6.

And you believed them?

(Source: biancajames)


Nana’s tip of the day.

bennyweigl:

I’m aware of this.  My name is Ben.

Well, Ben. I’m Bianca. It’s quite lovely to meet you.

(Source: biancajames)


Nana’s tip of the day.

justjamesgordon:

Haha…so I’ve been sleeping for almost 14 hours a day, does that make me extra-pretty? xD

Oh, of course sonny! Every hour of sleep just makes you that much more pretty.

(Source: biancajames)


Anyway.

miss-amelia-grace:

I’d love to! That’d be so great. It does, actually.

Oh, thank you. It would mean a lot.

(Source: biancajames)